Friends Mostly.

Mostly things of relevance are friends only. Comment and you will almost definitely be added unless I have some serious issues with you.

Because I am absolutely insane and mostly inspired to write the bizarre, I decided that it would be interesting to turn Gabrielle from Xena into a (very old) vampire and put her into the Twilightverse just to see what would happen. This is what happened:

Title: Negations
Author: morningafter2
Fandom: Twilight saga/Xena, Warrior Princess
Word Count: 874(!)
Rating: PG-13, maybe 15 to be on the safe side.
Pairing: Rosalie/Gabrielle
Disclaimer: Every single member of the Cullen clan belongs to Stephenie Meyer, and Gabrielle belongs to... whoever she belongs to. Not me.
Notes: About 98% of this should make sense to readers familiar with the Twilight saga but unfamiliar with Xena, though it doesn't work quite as well the other way around. That said, it's crackfic. It isn't supposed to make sense.

( Rosalie knows very little about the blonde woman who has consistently shown up at the Cullens' doorstep every year..." )